Escape Time - off the the Romantic Novelist Conference

Finally after 18 months of planning we had to call off the Robin Hood Ball. We just couldn't sell enough tickets. I was pretty pissed off as you can imagine, but there was a silver lining. It meant I could go to the RNA conference which I had thought I was going to miss as it was the same weekend. So off I went to Chichester University with the car loaded to the gills. Well the weather forecast was so bad I took everything just in case.
Booking so late meant I wasn't in the main complex but tucked away in a student house one of 12 or so empty houses behind a line of huge trees. Just me, four bedrooms and a bathroom straight out of Bates Motel. I took one look at the shower and quickly decided I would wash instead. God! It was so scary! I chose a downstairs room and hoped for the best. Fine, until I got back from the bar and as I was getting into bed realised I had left the car lights on. So...I got dressed again and then found the dodgy front door lock (which even the uni man had struggled with) had locked itself, locking me inside in the process. I tried the back door but couldn't get round the wire fence and trees, so finally I climbed out of the very narrow, very high window ending up at one point with one foot somewhere round my ear and the other on the ground! Thank goodness I was once a dancer! Then I had to spend another 20 minutes trying to unlock the front door. And where were the security men when you needed them? Mind you, it might have taken some explaining!
Apart from that it was a great conference. The only photos I took were in the bar on night one, this one is M&B author Cathy Wade alias Kate Walker getting into the routine - (sorry Cathy!!) Lots of old mates to gossip with, some super workshops - and of course lots of books to buy apart from the goody bag full of them. I got Katie Fforde's new one Marraige Season and Giselle Green's Pandora's Box as well as Jane Wenham Jones's Writing Guide. Jane's talk was such a hoot I had to have it. Her story of the yoghurt and cucumber has us all howling with laughter - and in a chapel as well! And no - I won't tell all the story suffice to say it involved an Egyptian massuesse and the afore mentioned ingredients. Never have a Spa Experience in Egypt, girls!!!!

House

Well we are finally beginning to have a new chunk of house!! The photos show the progress from timber frame to a building of sorts. OK, so far it is a glorified drying area cum toystore but the bones are there. However we are now stuck, thanks to our antiquated planning system. As we are Grade II listed we have to ask permission for everything to do with the appearance of the house even if we disagree with the verdict of the planners.surveyors/listed building surveyors - and they charge us for every letter so if we argue it costs!!??! The dh won't let me anywhere near them in case I upset them. Upset them? I'd hang the lot - preferably from our unfinished extension. We are informed we have to have 4 different roof finishes. FOUR - I ask you. No way are we allowed to thatch the new bit so it blends in with the old, oh no. It has to have clay tiles, and then slate on the second section of roof (another listed buildings requiment) This plus the small area of felted flat roof - you get the picture? Look carefully at the picture of the back and you can see the problem. Oh, and in this age of climate change and sky high heating bills we are NOT allowed double glazing - SINGLE ONLY.
Our lovely 16th century cottage was rescued from dereliction in the sixties by an eccentric, alcoholic, caftan-wearing American, who helped it along by putting picture windows all along the back in a long dormer. Consequently this was part of the listing. So we have the perfect cottage on the street front (see the pink one in the picture)and a sixties nightmare at the back.
The pictures show the extent so far of the building inside and out, and a view of the garden so far being protected from the ravages of building. There is a line across the lawn that the builders are not allowed to cross and so far it is working. In fact the dh has worked so hard on the garden that he is trying very hard.
Speaking of that, we had our 25th Wedding anniversary this week with a party held at my daughter's house (in the circumstances a brilliant idea - thank you Caroline)
It was great to see lots of friends and family we haven't seen in a while and for once the weather was great. I wil post pictures eventually but I have to rely on others as I didn't have time to take any - too busy talking! But we did get given several presents of roses bushes from my favourite David Austin and a really cute statue of a little girl. Of which my little g-d kept going up to and saying 'hello little girl'!
Today I finally had had enough of dust everywhere after yesterdays onslaught on th side of the existing house - there is only so much 16th century dirt a girl can tolerate, so I had a major clean-up. Washed rugs and windows, polished furniture, I felt great and can look the house in the eye for at least a day! But they'll be back...